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- Good evening, everyone! - Good evening!
- I'm Mishima Kanta! - And I'm Okutaka!
What do you say when you hear the word "noisy"?
It's "noisy".
- "Noisy noisy noisy" - "Noisy noisy"
"Noisy noisy"!
- "Noisy noisy noisy noisy noisy noisy" - And "noisy noisy noisy noisy noisy noisy"
- And? - Well, let me just stop here.
That's what we call "people"!
We call them "people of noise"!
- "You must be the only one like this," we think... - I'm not just a bunch of dogs!
That's right!
- I'm an "noise-man"! - Who's "noise-man"?
- A person who puts on a mask and puts on makeup! - Aren't you full?
Putting on a mask and wearing glasses...
No no...
Putting on a mask and putting on makeup...
Are you okay?
It used to be really popular to impersonate celebrities' faces and their faces with makeup!
- Well, you said it. - Can I do something else this time?
Tomochi, who I thought was a guitarist, is also very good at impersonating.
- But that's where it went wrong. - That's right.
It's better to impersonate someone else.
Rather than impersonating someone else, we're impersonators.
We're both impersonators.
- We're not selling ourselves. - Right.
On the contrary, we don't have talent or power.
If you don't have any meaning to your existence...
No! I need someone's help!
When you say that, you become someone else.
We decided to improve our impersonation skills in order to survive.
Now?! How many years from now?!
We don't need you now! We've never done it before!
We're going to be rubbed into the water and spin around in circles!
This time, we're going to impersonate great celebrities and others.
Ryo is going to make a lottery.
The person who wins the lottery will cut something off...
and Shibayu will guess who it is.
- That's what we decided. - I see.
But don't you cry because it's a woman?
- Women don't have eyebrows. - It's not because you're a man.
It's because you have eyebrows.
- What do you mean? - You'll make her cry.
- It's not like there's no woman. - Can you make her cry?
- Hey, hey, hey! - Let's go ahead and draw lots...
- and improve our impersonation skills. - Okay.
(Drawing lots)
- I'll go first. - For this lottery...
we're going to impersonate a top celebrity, a handsome man and a beautiful woman.
But we want to compare them, right?
- So we're taking permission to film. - I see!
- We're going to look at their photos and compare them. - And we're going to line up and film.
- So we're going to impersonate them, right? - Okay, here we go.
- This is the man. - This is the woman.
(Drawing lots)
- Are you okay? - No, I went where I could get permission.
- Remember when I was lining up with Rob? - Yeah.
- I was like, "I can't even do this much?" - The tone was different, right?
- It was as different as corocoro and yamana. - I sent you a picture on LINE, so check it out.
- Hey! - Can you really do this?
- You look like you're in a lot of pain. - But like...
- But like, I thought about it, but like...
- You can do it in the upward direction, but you can't do it in the downward direction, right? - That's right.
- So like, what do you do, Tetsuya?
- The inner eye area is obviously bigger than Tetsuya. - You just crush it.
- I don't know! - Excuse me!
- Yes? - Can you check LINE for me? Check LINE out.
- You're amazing, Ryo-san. - You're amazing, too!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Again! - I'm sorry!
- There's a bear! - I'm sorry!
- Oh! - Oh! - This was the first episode of 2021!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- So, I'm going to change my name! - Oh! I wanted to do that!
- Sorry, Kanata! - What should I do?
- I haven't gotten permission yet, so I haven't decided anything yet. - But I have a belief, so I'll choose the person who steps on it.
- Then I'll be that person. - Yes, I'll be Fukushi Sota! - Oh! I see!
- Oh! - Oh! - I think I can do this one. - It looks like you can do it.
- Does it look like you can do it? You're really cool, Sota! - No, it's just the size of my eyes.
- The distance between the eyebrows and the eyes is very important. - It's close, isn't it? - It's close. It's pretty close.
- Then I'll be Fukushi Sota! - Yes! - Then I'll be Otsuki Sota! - Can I? - Yes, you can!
- I think Otsuki-san will do his best. - My face is thin, so...
- Yes! - Hahaha!
- I'll be Otsuki Sota! - Oh! - Guess what!
- No, it's cute. - It's cute! - It would be amazing if you can do this.
- I think it's easier for girls to put makes up on because of their personalities. - I agree.
- I think so, too. - Yeah.
- Wow, if it was like this on the side, it'd look better. - I want it to come out like this.
- Then I'll be Otsuki Sota! - Hahaha! - It's crazy!
- If you say it like that, you won't be able to get permission! - Hahaha!
- I'll be the last one. - Okay.
I got permission for this.
- Oh! Hashiro and Kanna. - What?!
- Wow! - Isn't the lineup amazing?
- Where did you get your name? - This is it.
- It's a famous thing about idol names. - What?!
- It's like getting your first tone. - What?!
- Wait, you don't know much about it. - Hahaha!
- I don't know anything about it! - Are you an old man?
- Isn't it too far away? - I don't know much about it.
- What?! - No, I...
- Wait... - It hurt!
- You have such different looks. - You have such different looks.
- You have such big eyes and eyebrows. - You have such kindness and big eyebrows.
- You have such good looks. - It would be amazing if we could do this.
- Yeah. - We would be an amazing team.
- Yeah. - That's about it.
- We'll do this makeup and then regroup. - We'll do this makeup and then regroup.
- Okay, we'll regroup again. - We'll practice!
I really don't like it anymore. It's been bothering me lately.
- Is there a member-only salon? - A member-only one?
- Wait, is it the first time for you? - Wait, wait.
When did you start using the cabaret room?
Anyway, it's now legal.
We'll be able to see each other in two hours.
Before that, we need to finish up.
Let's get ready.
- Get excited. - You're getting too excited.
- Are you making fun of me? - No, I'm just practicing.
If you have eyebrows along that line, you should leave them.
- I think it'll look more natural. - I'm sure you do.
For me and Fukuhito-tan, our eyebrows are like this.
- Our eyes are too close. - That's right.
- It's hard to draw. - Yeah.
Shall we try it out?
- I happened to use it once. - Yeah, I used it as a reference.
Oh, I'm going to buy everything he's talking about.
I said it in Don Quixote.
Oh, it's the same thing.
- I only drew this. - Huh?
- You only drew what looked like it? - Yeah, I ended up making it look like it.
- I thought you were tricking me. - If you say it like that...
- It'll look like black and white paint. - No, it's not like that at all.
- No one would know about that. - So you're saying you drew it yourself?
- Is that painting? - Is that how you do it?
- Huh? - Is that how you do it?
- Look at his face. - It's okay, it's okay.
It's not like you take a small amount and do it like this.
That's just how you do it.
I'd rather you show me how you do it.
- How is it? - It's not like you take a small amount and do it like this.
- I'd be really worried if you drew it like that in the morning. - It's really scary.
Hey, you know what?
Do you want to do Kitagawa Keiko-san from now on?
Your eyes are a little tight, aren't they?
If you say "who" now, it's Kitagawa Keiko-san.
So, this is it.
A secret weapon.
"Small Face Fox Lift Tape".
By using this,
you can recreate the eyes of the person who just breathed in a little.
Look at this.
With this,
you can make the eyes look a little thinner,
and you can put it on like this.
Wow, that's interesting.
So, this is the secret weapon, huh?
Secret Weapon
This is hard.
Do you have one?
You might not need a secret weapon.
Should I keep it a secret?
Secret Weapon
That was the secret.
Now, I'm going to put on the mask and adjust it.
Look at me.
Huh?
I've become a "wacky".
I'm really angry.
This is bad.
I'm getting impatient.
I'm about to wake up.
This is bad. I'm going to stop like this.
I'm a star of "all-year-long-non-stop-locking".
All-year-long-non-stop-locking
They're locking me in here!
Megwin-san, what do you think?
Is there anything you can't do?
Eyebrows!
Yes, I'm going to put on eyebrows now.
Can you turn around for me?
I really can't do it.
What?
Show me the real thing.
Show me now.
Now, right?
Eyebrows
I can't do it!
Shut up!
I'm getting impatient!
It's over!
Eyebrows
Okay, quiz!
From now on, three people who look like Zawachin- san will appear here.
You'll go in order and you'll show us who you're showing it to.
I hope it's a celebrity.
It's a celebrity.
Okay, shall we start?
Yumechin-san!
Yeees!
Can I look?
Yes, please.
One, two...
My elementary school teacher was Ms. Imaida Nobuko.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
She's a woman, though.
She's wearing a headscarf.
I see, I see.
I'll look closer...
She's a woman, though.
But she's not an actress, she's a woman.
What?! Wait a minute!
I'm sorry...
It might be a question I've never asked before.
Really?!
If you think about it for a second, you can go.
There are a lot of shopping malls.
A lot, right?
Yes, yes, Nagasawa Masami.
It's been a while since I saw you, Nagasawa Masami.
That's the worst!
Go, Nakama!
No, no, no.
I knew it, it's Ryo Shirohara.
No, no, no.
Make a face for me one more time.
You're twitching.
Huh?!
Kanna Hashimoto.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?!
Wow!
Can you see it?!
I can see it a little!
It's this.
Wow!
Why?!
Wow!
You're amazing!
I can see it.
Your eyes are like...
The expression you just made.
I was looking down earlier while checking the monitor.
But I didn't wear my color contact lenses, so I emphasized my tear bags.
I think that's what made it "kyuri".
I have tear bags.
A thousand-year-old "kyuri" girl.
Yes, it's me.
You're doing the same thing!
Wow!
You're amazing!
You got it right in the first place.
That's right.
This is amazing!
It wasn't like an eraser.
Yumejin, you fought hard.
I'm so proud of you!
You did it!
Let's move on to the second question.
Okay.
Tetsujin!
Hello.
Huh?
Nice to meet you.
Are you trying to get close to me again?
It's live, isn't it?
How is it?
It's live.
How has it changed for you?
Changed?
I don't know if you're Tetsuya or not.
If you were different...
Would you be more handsome?
No.
No?!
I think you'd say you're more handsome than me.
I don't know.
You shaved all your eyebrows and drew them.
You found out!
Don't look so close!
Your eyebrows were too different.
I didn't shave them at all.
If you're drawing a line here,
you're supposed to draw a line here as well, right?
If you were me...
No, you're wrong.
I know what it is.
Oh!
Kiryuui Shou.
That's a totally different visual image.
That's not it!
You're wrong.
You're a more natural person.
It's not natural!
It's obviously not natural!
It's natural.
Gozumi.
Dendosuke.
You're not good at drawing.
You're wrong.
You're both wrong.
Oh...
I think I know!
I think you're close.
Sakuya Ishou.
You can't get permission from Johnny's no matter what.
Because you're in the picture.
Who was that...
Tobasze... Tobasze...
Enaniswa Shingo.
Kyomoto.
Oh...
You're wrong!
I know what it is.
You know what it is.
I know what you want to say.
Kaito.
Miura Shouhei.
Matsuda Gattuuri.
Matsuda Gattuuriyo.
It's useless.
It's a J-soul style.
It's a J-soul style, isn't it?
It's not J-soul, is it?
It's the other way around!
Tsukamoto Takashi.
Takahiro.
Saito Takumi.
You can do it!
He looks like Saito Takumi.
You're wrong.
I don't know.
I think you look like Kyomoto-san the most.
What is it?
Ikemen is rude, but...
It may not be good.
Give me a hint.
Ikemen members of our world.
Oh, I see.
Here we go.
Suda Masaki!
What are you talking about?
It's not good at all.
He is the one who appeared in the episode "I'm the criminal of the 33rd year."
Nanagira.
Nomura Shouhei!
Is it the 22nd year?
33rd year...
There is only "dodome."
Let's build the pipe first.
Let's build the pipe of today.
No, no, no.
We're friends, aren't we?
Because...
He's transforming!
You've increased it a lot.
Oh!
Did you get something?
Seto Koji.
You've increased it so much.
It may not be good.
Three letters.
I got it.
This is really good.
Ara and Makkenyu.
You've increased it so much.
Why do you choose three letters in kanji and hiragana?
Why did you show me confidence now?
It's no good.
Then it's no good.
Ironman failed.
Well...
I'll announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is this.
Fuku-shi-sou-da.
Look at me.
Are you serious?
I did my best.
Can I say one more?
I may have said it wrong.
You may not have said mask.
I didn't say mask.
Mask.
You said it wrong.
This is similar.
I don't know why.
I think it's difficult for men to be men.
Souta doesn't know much about makeup.
The number of changes is low.
The last one is a woman.
Virgin.
It's true.
I got it wrong.
I didn't want to get involved.
Is it complete?
Glasses.
It's amazing.
Can you sit behind me?
Wait a minute.
It's amazing.
It's no good.
I'll be scolded.
It may be the most similar among us.
I'll say it.
Hiromi Nagasaku.
Ryoki Shichirohara.
You can say anything. What is it?
My first candidate is Hiromi Nagasaku, but it's different.
That's right. I'm a candidate for cosmetics.
Instruments.
Kasumi Arimura.
I don't know.
If you refer to her hair style, you can say anything.
Thanks to her wig, it's similar.
Hirose Suzu.
That's right!
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you say anything, you'll get scolded.
I'm not an athlete because I said it with this wig power.
It's easy for women to understand.
It's easy for personality to come out.
Tawashin is a man's makeup artist and it's similar.
That's right.
We should be able to do it. It's just that we're not good enough and we're struggling.
It's really difficult.
If you look in the mirror and say something, you'll get a kick in the ass.
I'm tired.
It was reckless, wasn't it?
It's a little reckless.
If you have the opportunity, if you can do it like Tawashin, it would be more interesting to do a quiz about who you are.
I'd like to open a high-level quiz in the future.
That's interesting.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I'm really sorry.
Who are you?
I'm Hirose Suzu.
There's no element.
It's just a person.
Bye.